April 2011
35 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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“Handa na sa liwanag mo, sinuyod ang buong mundo, maghihintay sa iyong sundo.”
– Sundo, Imago
Apr 27th
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“God determines who walks into your life. It’s up to you to decide who you...”
– Anonymous
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Granny on the Loose
Lola: Ang payat-payat mo! Mas pumayat ka pa kesa nung huli mong uwi.
Leisa: Sa duty ata Lola eh...
Leisa opens a bottle of Coke.
Lola: Ah, may lakas ka pa rin naman pala. Wahaha!
Yes, that's her evil laughter. =))
Apr 23rd
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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One More Time
Still on the same pre-Jordan class...
Catechist: Okay, so what's the difference between "I do" and "Yes?"
Us: ...
Catechist: With "Yes," there's always an opposite, diba? Laging may kontra. What's the opposite of yes?
Us: No. [@_@]
Catechist: Yan, that's why we don't use "Yes" as an answer. We use "I do" kasi it has no opposite, diba?
Us (in our heads): Uhm, "I don't?"
Us (in reality): Ehe.
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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It's One of Those Things...
Me and my brothers at a pre-Jordan class before my nephew's baptism.
Catechist: Okay, we now proceed with the liturgy. I will recite the lines of the priest.
Catechist (to the parents): You have asked to have your child baptized. In doing so, you are accepting the responsibility of training him in the practice of the faith. It will be your duty to bring him up to keep God’s commandments as Christ taught us, by loving God and our neighbor. Do you clearly understand what you are undertaking?
My Brother and his GF: Yes.
Catechist: Say, "I do."
My Brother and his GF: I do.
Catechist: Okay, to the godparents. Are you ready to help the parents of this child in their duty as Christian parents?
Me, my other brother, and the rest of the godparents: I am.
Catechist: No, your response is still "I do!" It's always "I do" for these kinds of things!
Apr 16th
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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“Remember when Paul McCartney wrote the song “Michelle” and then he...”
– Sam Dawson, I Am Sam (2001)
Apr 12th
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I Am Sam (2001)
R: I just don't know what to call you: retarded, mentally retarded, mentally handicapped, mentally disabled, intellectually handicapped, intellectually disabled, developementally disabled...
S: You can call me Sam.
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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“It’s like chasing the very last train, but it’s too late.”
– Broken Strings, James Morrison feat. Nelly Furtado
Apr 8th
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“A Filipino household without a rice cooker is like Bruno without Mars.”
– Mikey Bustos. LOL
Apr 7th
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“All endings are also beginnings, we just don’t know it at the time.”
– The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Mitch Albom
Apr 5th
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Back to the Basics
A, S, and L at the "Tambayan", playing Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on A's iPod.
Question: Which of the ff does not belong to the cat family? A. Jaguar B. Coyote C. Panther D. Ocelot
A: Ano sagot?
L: Ano ang ocelot?!
S: Coyote!
L: Oo, coyote nga! Siya yung kalaban sa...
S: Bird sya!
Apr 4th
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“I could really use a wish right now.”
– Airplanes, B.O.B. feat. Hayley Williams
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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“You came along at the wrong place at the wrong time. Or was it me?”
– Why Can’t It Be, Rannie Raymundo Yown. :))
Apr 2nd
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